Jacob heads to the Cullens to murder them all. He fails so completely at killing them that he ends up protecting them from his own former packmates. Meanwhile Bella is having one of those pregnancy cravings, but for human blood.

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Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.