Edward is a very traditional guy, so he insists on the old-fashioned practice of gnawing the child out of the mother's uterus. After which, Jacob plays a game of Kiss/Marry/Kill with the newborn baby, and he doesn't choose Kill.

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Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.