Let's revisit Bella's supernaturally traumatic birthing, and see just how painful it can get. We also get too see her rebirth (redeath?) as a vampire, which is also amazingly painful. Luckily she's a good girl and doesn't let anybody know. The baby is growing up rapidly and is already magically betrothed to Jacob. I hope it works out for those crazy kids.

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