Alice, the one who can see the future, flees the upcoming confrontation in terror. She leaves a fun activity plan for Bella that leads her to a sketchy lawyer to get a new identity. Also a rogues gallery of anti-Volturi and pro-Cullen vampires arrives to observe or help, and one by one have to get over how weird Renesmee is.

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Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.