On Bella and Edward's fabulous honeymoon, they do what couples traditionally do on honeymoon: bump it exactly one time and become instantly pregnant with a magic baby. Since it's the kind of baby that eats their mom physically (rather than just hormonally), they must immediately return to Forks to summon the baby drama crew.

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Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.