Sookie's new sorta-dead sorta-boyfriend takes her to meet his sorta-boss at the Vampire club Fangtasia. Then, when tragedy strikes Sookie's family, Bill administers the Vampiric remedy for grief: vigorous sex.

We are Alice Sullivan (@alicemsullivan), Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake (@jeff_lake).

Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.