Bella puts her best moves on Jacob. That means she nearly dies and he has to save her life. After that he starts avoiding her, and she comes to the only reasonable conclusion: he has joined a cult.
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Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.