That's right, we're reading the sexiest of sexless vampire books: Twilight! High-schooler Bella Swan arrives in gloomy Forks, WA. She doesn't like what she finds there, with the exception of the beautiful Edward Cullen, who seems to hate Bella as much as she hates Forks.

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• (00:13) - Intro
• (00:34) - History
• (04:05) - Cover Review
• (07:55) - Chapter 1
• (15:12) - Chapter 2
• (22:21) - Chapter 3
• (26:26) - Chapter 4
• (30:06) - Chapter 5
• (36:23) - Chapter 6
• (40:05) - Outro

We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.

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Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.